In Germany you cannot have a "legal" car without insurance ... but with accidents the monthly rates rise ... of course. Thought it is similar in the UK.
I'm not going out today. I'm going to sit in the window, watching the driveway, gently rocking in my chair and shouting random obscenities at passers by. You know, just like a normal day.
Gah, bloody Parcelforce! Checked tracking today, my parcel was still in a depot 30 miles away. "Well that ain't coming today", I thought. Pop out for an hour too get food shopping, came back, card in the letterbox. FFS!
We've had the excuse before of "We tried to deliver but". I rang them and said "No you didn't! I have CCTV of the front door 24/7 and no one tried to deliver anything + we were in all day. Would you like the footage?" - Unfortunately you do get the odd lazy git that just parks outside for a few seconds so the tracker shows he was at the address and then drives off.
